Rick: We're getting back on a bus, so...this is the last time to take a pee.
Richard: Well, I haven't had a drink since the last time I went.
Rick: Well - I wasn't talking specifically to YOU.
1 year ago
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You can’t just make someone get over being drunk with the power of God.

Susannah
1 year ago
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Frans. Like…like the country ‘France,’ that nobody likes.

Frans
1 year ago
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Guys, let Susannah think she’s special…

Andrew
2 years ago
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Are YOU imagining me naked? Because I’M imagining me naked.

Jon
2 years ago
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I hate that we privilege the English and French accents. I think that should go.

Greg
2 years ago
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Richard is a LIAR.

Andrew
2 years ago
The London 8 at Old Sarum

The London 8 at Old Sarum

2 years ago
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There’s a reason why “Henry VIII” is rarely performed. And that’s because it sucks.

 - Andrew
2 years ago
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I had no idea my alarm clock was so grating. I mean, at home I wondered about packing it because I wasn’t sure if I was just sensitive to it - because it’s always been pretty annoying. But I just thought that’s how all alarm clocks are, you know? It’s like being married to an abusive wife. You think it’s normal, and you just get used to it.

Greg
2 years ago